Mysterious pink-haired lady turned around and showed this.
Leon: Eww, you look like you are sucking on a lemon!
Charlotte: I very well might me.
Charlotte: But then again I am inclined to random mood swings.
Leon: Like you randomly crossing your eyes?
Charlotte: I am an alien, FEAR ME!
She's a nut, a cracked nut at that.
Charlotte, who's last name was Verona, totally ditched Leon.
Leon: She left me!
Yeah, get over it.
Leon: B-but no one leaves the Leon!
She just did...BURNED!!!
So Leon went to go stalk Leon with his little plumbob.
Leon: *kisses dashboard* I love you, Jalopy.
O_O Er.....moving on
Leon arrived and spotted Charlotte, surprise surprise.
Charlotte: Fancy seeing you here, Bubbles.
Leon: Heh, well about that...wait, Bubbles?
Leon: Oh my gosh, I have a nickname!
Charlotte: But isn't your name Bubbles Broccoli?
Leon tactfully ignored her.
Leon: You are one fine piece of cotton candy.
Charlotte: What are you doing?
Leon: Flirting, babeeeeey!
Charlotte: Well ok, I guess we can hold hands then.
Leon: Your hands are as soft as a kitten's fur.
Charlotte: And yours are as soft as a baby's bottom!
Leon: ......but I'm a man
Charlotte: Why are your lips pressing lightly against mine?
Leon: It's called a kiss, you enjoying it?
Charlotte: Well sort of, but I think you need to put chapstick on, fish lips.
Leon: Did you just call me 'fish lips?'
Charlotte: Yeah, you got a problem with that, FISH LIPS!?
Leon: Yah, I want to shove this finger up your nose and make you eat your boogers!!!
Charlotte: Whatever, I eat 'em anyway. You are just a stupid man with fishy lips, I'm sorry I kissed you.
Leon: Are my kisses not good enough for you? How about I show you what I can do.
Hotheadedness and insanity is not a good combo...
They take the term "kiss and make up" literally.
Charlotte: That was good, Bubbles....really good.
Leon: See I am a good kisser and also a good massager.
Charlotte: Ooooh yah...I could get used to this.
Leon: Will you....
Charlotte: Spit it out man, but not in my face, please.
Leon: Will you be my girlfriend?
Charlotte: Sure, why not.
Leon: So now that that's done, will you marry me?
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