A Dollop of Daisy: Chapter 1

I was thinking of the commercial lol I am such a weirdo and fail at titles

Hello my few viewers! This is Leon Daisy. Yah...his last name is Daisy. Tough men have flower last names, ok?! Anyway, I can't be bothered to remember his traits. But there he is, a cute brown haired guy that wears maid outfits. I should be typing a persuasive essay, but I'm not. It's due tomorrow and I'm only on the er...3rd paragraph. 

Leon: Look at this, it's a fire hazard!

Naturally, I mean who DOESN'T want to see a crummy house burn down?

He looks constipated.....just sayin

Run, Forrest, run!

Leon: Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates.

Leon, you don't have a mother....

Leon: ....My whole life is a lie!

Oh yah...Forgot to tell ya. I sent him to be in the military. \

Leon: I am a latrine cleaner! Bow before me, all of you!

A latrine is a toilet, smart one.

Leon: What the crap?

There will be that in there...I can assure you

I had made an appointment for Leon with a certain someone so he got into his Sloppy Jalopy, which happened to be named Jalopy, and drove away into the sunset.

I'm just kidding....he drove next door to his house.

And there he beheld a mysterious girl dressed in a hospital gown. 

Dun dun, I leave you here because if my mom sees me I will be doomed!!

I end with a picture of Leon in CAS....I think he's cute, my type of man lol XD 

Cya later alligators!